Death Star Bottle Opener

by edwin - on December 5th, 2012

The Death Star is a symbol of Imperial galactic oppression, but this time around, you know for sure that the Death Star is certainly going to save you from dying of thirst. Thirst for alcohol, that is. We are referring to the $19.99 Death Star Bottle Opener which is made out of sturdy metal, and you can be sure there are no weak spots in it as there are no exhaust ports for photon torpedoes to make their way inside. No idea on whether Darth Vader or the Emperor drinks, but you can be sure the Rebels would have a jolly good time downing their home brewed beer and ale while opening up bottles of seized Imperial booze with the Death Star Bottle Opener for that sense of irony.

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