They say that sarcasm is the lowest form of wit, but I say that it is still wit anyways – better to have a little than none at all for all you sour grapes out there. This is where the $9.95 Sarcastic Ball comes in handy, where it works in a rather similar manner to that of the Magic 8 Ball – except that it comes with an attitude to spare. Ask it any question, and you will get a choice answer from a pool of 20 answers. Some of them might be useful depending on the situation, the others are insulting to say the least. No idea on how long will it be before you get sick of its smart pants answers, but placing this in the waiting room for clients would be a hoot.