Being in the army means you are one tough person, considering the kind of hellish training that they put you through so that you would be worthy enough to wear the colors of your country on your uniform. Well, in the older days, there were a lot less scandals in the army (or they could have gone unreported, who knows?), and generally speaking, folks from the army are upright and good citizens. So food, in fact, that they are willing to crawl on their bellies just to open up a can of beer for you. Yes sir, these men of valor have been immortalized in the $13.50 Die-Cast Metal Army Man Bottle Opener. that will make quick work of all your bottle tops.