Potty Mouth

by edwin - on October 23rd, 2012

Now here is a device that you might want to install in your toilet if you receive guests often – the $15.98 Potty Mouth. Just what does it do? Taking mere seconds to install, the moment you lift up the toilet seat, there will be a half minute delay before it shares one of 5 phrases, and all these 5 phrases will be in different accents. Some of the phrases include, “Why don’t we just remove the seat all together so you don’t strain those petite little arms of yours” or “The only way you’ll ever be able to please a woman is to put the toilet seat down!” It is powered by a trio of button batteries, so make sure you have spares just in case you are expecting a crowd to drop by your place.

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