Forget about the monsters who are living under your bed – those are nothing if you happen to have a soft toy tiger named Hobbes with you. What you need to be scared of would be monsters in your closet. The thing is, who is going to keep a watchful eye on you when you have pulled your sheets over your head? Enter the $50 Monster teeth and zits switchplate that looks ferocious enough to tear off the hands or fingers of any monster (or human) who gets near your light switch. It is made out of polymer clay over a standard plastic light switch cover, and hand painted with acrylics, and matte varnish. Just the thing to decorate your room this Halloween’s.