If you are a follower of the PvP comic by Scott Kurtz, you would know that Scratch Fury, the intelligent feline, has the spirit of Kringus upon him each time Christmas rolls around. Something tells me that this is the female version of Kringus if such a storyline were to be fleshed out. The $249.95 Fashionista Christmas Tree is a prelit 5-foot tall Christmas tree designed for those who have an interest in fashion. Instead of sporting geometric lines of typical conifers, it is shaped after a classic couturier’s dress form, boasting a high collar, long sleeves, wasp waist, and hoop skirt that come clad with faux pine needles, resulting in a topiary effect. It has 150 warm white LEDs to make your Christmas a little bit more fun.