Dwarven Beard

by edwin - on October 2nd, 2012

Do female dwarves also wear beards? Well, if you want to find out for yourself this Halloween, then you would not be able to go wrong with the $44.99 Dwarven Beard, where it is luscious and made out of 100% acrylic. Not only that, each purchase will come with a true warrior’s helm that adds a few more points to your constitution since it is a magical helm (the effectiveness of it depends on the amount of trust you have in Thinkgeek’s claim, of course), and since you are eternal enemies with elves, the Dwarven Beard shows them clean shaven, pointy eared softies just what a real man is like. Bear in mind that the beard itself will tangle in the long run, so make sure you hand-wash the beard, while the hat can be machine washed.

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