Yucks – if you have an aversion to all things poop and nasty, then I would strongly recommend you avoid the $5.99 Poop Pen Holder. Otherwise, if you are one of the most gross persons in your office and love sticking boogers harvested from your nose on the underside of your desk, then this is the pen holder for you. You can even make things all the more realistic by spraying some stink spray onto the Poop Pen Holder, and the office is definitely going to hate you for it – at least for a while. At the very least you will no longer lose your pens, or your favorite pen anyways. Might as well get a fake plastic fly as a prop on your Poop Pen Holder to complete the visual feast, no?