Dashboard Eyeball Wiggler

by edwin - on September 13th, 2012

I am not quite sure about you, but when it comes to body parts, things do get rather queasy. I would be rather uncomfortable with the $7.49 Dashboard Eyeball Wiggler, don’t you think so? This dashboard entity is not going to help you arrive at your destination safer, and neither will it be able to cast the evil eye on the driver in front who just cut into your lane without turning on his signal beforehand, but basically, its rhythmic bobbing should be a comforting addition to your ride when you are driving alone. This all-seeing eyeball wears a fez as well, and it comes with a metal spring and an adhesive base.

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