Zombie Poop Bubble Gum

by edwin - on August 12th, 2012

For those of you who believe that there is a zombie apocalypse in the pipeline, here is one way where you are able to identify with your potential “enemy” – the zombies themselves, thanks to the presence of the $5.95 Zombie Poop Bubble Gum. After all, a constipated human is not a happy one, what more a zombie who might just enter into a mindless rage and start working harder than ever before for more brains to consume after throwing a royal fit. I suppose if you were to be chased down by a group of brain-hungry zombies, just pop open this container and throw all the gum balls at their direction, and they will be sufficiently distracted from their meals on legs (you) and settle for something more candy-like.

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