Here I am, desperately trying to grow a manly mustache, but all I get are just a few strands of hair that would even make a caterpillar despite me. I suppose it has plenty to do with my Sino Oriental roots, and for those who want an instant mustache, there are plenty of options out there. If you are a parent who wants to project the thought of a mustache on yourself, but do so on your kid, enter the $9.99 Lil’ Shaver Mustache Pacifier. This will definitely get a whole lot of people laughing, not to mention it would make for a decent photo opportunity. Made out of silicone and being BPA-free, the Lil’ Shaver Mustache Pacifier is ideal for those aged anywhere from a week old to 6 months.