“Bring me to your leader,” said the alien to you. Well, you might not be able to gain access to the President at your beck and call, but at least you can show whatever intelligent alien lifeform that shows up at your front door some good old fashioned hospitality by offering it a drink. Chocolate, tea, coffee, milk, juices, whatever you have inside your fridge ought to be able to do, although we are not quite sure whether the kind of chemical reaction it might have on the alien being. What if the drink you give it kills it, making you the catalyst of a full scale planetary invasion? That’s too bad then, but at least you can say to have made use of the $14.99 Ray Gun Mug.