When it rains, it pours. If you do not want to get up and about in an umbrella because you think that it is too sissy, then perhaps a poncho would do the trick for you. After all, you aren’t a cool Norse God of Thunder to stand in the rain, dripping wet with a rippling washboard for your abs. No sir, you love your video games, pizza and soft drinks. If you are going to wear a poncho, make sure the rest of the world knows of your statement of intent on who you are – so why not give the $6.99 Retro Arcade Poncho a go? You can choose from red or blue shades, and they are made out of recycled plastic just in case you have a heart for the environment. Just look out for Pac-Mans around who might be out to take a bite out of you.