Ninjas are supposed to be stealthy warriors, disappearing in a puff of smoke once their nefarious deed is done. Well, if you are not quite up to par in terms of skill where a ninja is concerned, how about making sure you have the tools to defend yourself in the event of a surprise attack? After all, there is no better moment to attack than when you are eating, which is why the $3.99 Ninja Fighting Chopsticks comes in handy. It looks like regular chopsticks, but secretly, they will be able to let you twirl it around, attacking and parrying incoming blows. Once you have dispatched of your assassin, you can continue eating your bowl of rice or sushi with this.