I suppose that every kid who grew up watching Harry Potter would have wondered to themselves – just which house would I be in if I were to have the Sorting Hat farting on top of my head? Well, you can place those imaginary situations in the closet now thanks to the $24.99 Harry Potter Sorting Hat. This is a fantastic looking replica which is made out of soft ultra-suede, boasting patchwork and contrasting stitching to boot. Heck, there is also a secret pocket for you to hide away a stash of dough if you want to. Too bad it does not speak, so you will still need to perform some lip synching to fool your little brother.