Gummy Nipples

by edwin - on March 13th, 2012

I guess the $9.95 Gummy Nipples is more suitable for the guys, as men tend to share more lewd jokes among themselves than the ladies, or at least that is the perception that I had while growing up. Everyone cannot live without nipples, ranging from the youngest baby to the newly married man, but hopefully this candy will not send someone into a frenzy and not being able to tell the difference between the real deal and the fake one. Obviously, real nipples are not meant to be bitten into, as you will most probably end up first in the hospital, followed by the court room. Each package comes with a quartet of nipples in the most amazing strawberry flavor you’ll ever taste.

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