I am quite sure that you have read more than your fair share of Chuck Norris jokes by now, that you think the man is more than legendary. Well, sorry to burst your bubble, but he got beat by Bruce Lee in the movies, didn’t he? Still, if you want the all round tough guy Chuck to keep you safe at night from the monsters that are residing under your bed, you might be interested in this 7″ tall Chuck Norris Plush who is capable of churning out 10 different Chuck Norris phrases. Of course, you can continue to spout your own Chuck Norris facts if you want to, but that is another story for a different day. Haiii-yaaah!