Vulgarities have certainly “progressed” to more creative methods of description compared to the days of our grandparents, be it on print or in other forms of media. Well, for those who feel that they should not utter such vulgarities from their mouths whenever they feel frustrated can “outsource” the job to the $19.98 Vulgar Pen Package. After all, most of us already carry a pen, so why not introduce a form of writing implements that will also get the message across when you feel absolutely frustrated at a particular situation. The package includes a Disgusting Sounds Pen, a Bull Shit Pen and a Swearing Pen.