Watched the latest instalment of Pirates of the Caribbean? Captain Jack Sparrow left another broken heart marooned on an island, but there is room for a fifth outing down the road as Jack’s voodoo doll washes up ashore, and as we all know, hell hath no fury like a woman scorned. The £7.99 Voodoo Ex-lover Dolls offers a cathartic way of releasing all the pent up negative emotions, especially right after a breakup, where there are 11 messages printed on the body like ‘Send me back my stuff’ and ‘I want you to hurt like I hurt’, although I do not think that this will work as advertised (as in, your ex will feel pain whenever you poke this doll).
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