Most mustaches “talk”, simply because there is a human mouth located right under it, controlled by the brain of a man (and in extremely rare cases, that of a woman). Well, you need not have to be the right gender or own the correct amount of hormones to get a mustache growing, as the $3.99 Talking Mustache Keyring will get the job done. Attached to a keyring to make carrying around your collection of jingles nice and fun, although there is no guarantee that the Talking Mustache Keyring could win you brownie points with the ladies.
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