Watched Braveheart and feel as though you want to trace your ancestry to see whether there is any Scottish blood in you, especially being part of the Wallace family? You might be one skinny guy, but that does not mean your imagination has to be that slim. I suppose wrapping the $29.99 Kilt Bath Towel around your waist and painting your face with some blue paint might make for a hilarious image, and even better is, this is a whole lot easier to wear than the traditional Scottish kilt – just wrap it around your waist, and you’re good to go. Now, you just need to work on that accent of yours. And yes, those wearing kilts do go commando.