Talk about bringing new meaning to the phrase “You turn me on” with the $9.95 Chocolate Light Switch. This unique 4.5 oz, gourmet, solid milk chocolate is definitely a play on that particular phrase, and if it does not melt any woman’s heart, I have no idea what would. All right, I jest, a 2-carat diamond ring would do far more than a piece of creatively formed chocolate, but you get what I mean – for the masses out there who do not have a celebrity’s monetary power at their disposal. Who would have thought that this little sweet gift might result the lights being turned off just for you in the real world?