Pocket Therapist

by edwin - on October 31st, 2011

Do you pay your pyschiatrist much more money than you earn so that you can “buy” a listening ear in this world that is far too busy to spare a minute for you to air your grievances? Well, here is something that might be of interest to you, especially after you know that all you need to do is fork out a one time payment of $12.99. I’m talking about the Pocket Therapist here, where it will not focus on anything or anyone else other than you. All you need to do is take a back seat, relax, and share your thoughts. All your delicate questions will be met with soothing phrases such as “How does that make you feel?”, “Try to relax, it”s difficult I know”, “Oh, I”m sorry do you have a PhD in psychology?”, “How is your relationship with your mother?”, “Are you familiar with the term ‘castration anxiety’?” to “Let”s go to your happy place”, “No, I don”t think your crazy per se, you”re just emotionally challenged” amongst others.

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