Pocket Chainsaw

by edwin - on September 20th, 2011

Just in case you are one of the rare few who believe that we will soon be undone by a zombie invasion, and need some melee weapons in hand to ward off those flesh eating undead, then you surely might want to consider getting the $29.99 Pocket Chainsaw. Yes sir, while it is not powered by an engine and boast a menacing growl, this unique tool comes curled up in a tin, where it can unfold to feature a 28″ chain that comprises of high strength, heat-treated steel links and teeth. All you need to do is use your hand power to cut whatever you wish – going through a 3″ limb in just 10 seconds, which means it is sharp! I’m sure it’ll do better against zombies, eating through them like hot knife through butter.

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