We all know that South Park’s collection of characters speak to each of us in their very own special way, and more often than not, Cartman is the one who speaks the most – being a bad-tempered beefcake while he is at it. Full of profanities, it does make me wonder just how a little kid like him is capable of knowledge that is far more mature than what most people would expect. The £24.99 South Park Talking Cartman is available for pre-order at the moment, shipping out only at the beginning of August. The 6″ vinyl figure will be equipped with a dozen of Cartman’s most hilariously ill-conceived outbursts, ranging from righteous declarations to lengthy musings. Heck, even his eyebrows can be adjusted to change Cartman’s looks, now how about that?