Growing old has its privileges – folks everywhere start giving up their seats for you on the bus, you travel and eat at a discount in many public places, and not only that, your hard earned investments would have grown to amounts that you never dreamed of when you were young. Well, there is a price to pay for everything, and with age, your body sometimes does not want to listen to you anymore, seemingly getting a life of its own. Sometimes, your bowels move but might be hard as heck, leaving you sore in the process. How about the Over the Hill Stool Softener to help release your stress at it? This is just a prank hammer at $6.99, and if you were to really use it to whack the living daylights out of your log, we suggest you dispose of it right after. Yucks!