The next time someone asks you for a lip balm, hand them a french fry instead. Wait a minute here, am I missing something? The answer is definitely no – not when you are rocking to the French Fry Lip Balm, of course. This can be described to be a drive-thru for your lips, where each $2.95 tube of lip balm measures 2.5″ long and sports a twist bottom dispenser. No ketchup to go along with this, please.