So the “secret” has been released, that the deformed humanoid forms seen in “flying saucers” were actually humans with severe physically defects in a prototype aircraft that were flown as part of a test, getting hauled over to Area 51? Some still think otherwise, as the world has never run short of skeptics. The 6-foot Inflatable Alien will be the perfect gift for such an unbeliever, retailing for $14.95. Good luck blowing him up (wait a minute here, do aliens have genders?), we would recommend a pump to get the job done unless you want to overwork those nerdy lungs of yours.