Forget about fuzzy bunny slippers – those are not what real men wear, but for those who have already conquered all of their fears, here is the pair of Cthulhu Slippers. Being plush, they’re extremely comfortable to wear, and with a one size fits most idea, you won’t get more stares from other footwear for just $29.99 – except perhaps if you walk around barefoot, of course. Let Cthulhu protect your feet from the cold while making you look meaner than you already are.