Cthulhu’s out to get you – especially with the Weenie Roaster that you see here. Yes, his bearded tentacles (or should we say, tentacle beard?) are now made up of surgical grade stainless steel, more than ready to skewer those helpless weenies so that they can be roasted over a slow, open fire, preserving all the juices inside so that each bite that you take will burst forth with flavor, making you wonder why you always favored the good guys all along. The bad guys have experience in hell, and they sure know how to make a good BBQ! The Cthulhu Weenie Roaster can hold half a dozen franks at once, retailing for $35.