Remember the Car Eyelashes that you saw earlier? Well, that might be something funny for your wife, and if she doesn’t appreciate your extremely belated Valentine’s Day gift, then you might find yourself on the receiving end of the Car Mustache. After all, the car is a representation of who you are for most people (including their income), so the finely groomed Car Mustache will be the perfect addition to show the world that you do have a funny bone. Made out of brown or black synthetic ‘hair’, it is a snap to clean and is durable in all weather. The $32.99 “revenge purchase” by your missus might just come out from your accounts, so be forewarned.