Screwnicorn goes nutty with fabled animal

by edwin - on April 27th, 2011

The unicorn which is supposed to be a pure animal, one that can only be touched by virgins, has been desecrated in a sense – no thanks to someone who got a little bit too drunk, and decided to come up with the Screwnicorn. This travesty does look out of place at first, but once you have downed a couple of pints, chances are you and the rest of your drinking buddies would have a smacking good time, talking about last night’s soccer game while trading insults with fans from a rival team. This unique unicorn corkscrew won’t have any healing properties, and it will make you $9.99 poorer at the end of it, but at least it makes drinking much easier, popping open bottles like magic.

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