No one wants to wear a bib – not when they’re adults, unless they’re forced to. After all, why want to look like you’re still a kid when you’re all grown up? To make matters worse, what happens when your bib looks totally out of place, especially when you wear it in your pants (this applies to men only)? It might just gross many people out, coming with a hole in the center that will obviously be a channel for you to take a piss without wetting the rest of your pants. They’re cheaper to buy in pairs, but if you want to go solo first, the Novelty Pee Pee Bib Gag will retail for $7.98.