You know those kidnap messages that ask for a ransom back in the days when you were younger? In order to avoid a handwriting expert figure out just who the kidnapper was, some folks even went as far as to cut out individual letters to stick onto a piece of paper, piecing together a custom message in a painstaking manner. The Mixed Messages Mug brings back such memories, where you can hijack any mug of your choice and say what’s on your mind without anyone knowing the better. Each durable polymer letter will be able to cling reliably to your mug, even through multiple washings. At $14.99 a pop, it is perfect to hold your co-worker’s muffin ransom without getting found out.