Bulletproof Body Armor Clipboard

by edwin - on April 13th, 2011

Forget about not touching this – you can’t shoot this! Perhaps rap stars and other famous people who fear for their lives being taken prematurely by an assassin might want to check out the Bulletproof Body Armor Clipboard – after all, this is a self-explanatory “device” of sorts. Not only does it let you have a solid surface to sign your autographs whenever a swarm of fans descend upon you, hold it close to your chest and you can be sure that even bullets headed for your heart will be stopped cold in tis tracks. Of course, that doesn’t mean it won’t leave a bruise mark on your body, but what’s $44.99 in exchange for your life?

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