Love drinking till your one and only liver is sent to the hospital for a prognosis that cannot be reversed? Might as well drink to that sentence, and make the most out of whatever time you have left on earth then. Of course, in order to uncork all those bottles of wine, surely you will need a decent bottle opener, but the Penguin Bottle Butler adds its own sense of cuteness, all for $12.99 a pop. Not only does it open bottles, it will also break the ice at parties…making it the perfect hostess party gift as your last goodwill gesture on earth!