Who says that size doesn’t matter? We suppose that this Measuring Tape Toilet Roll which costs all of your £3.99 fortune will be put to good use after laying a couple of logs, but surely some guys will be curious enough to measure their nether regions whenever they panic at the thought of their girlfriend talking about their ex the night before. Ladies? They might just wrap it around their bust to make sure they measure up to the cups they’re wearing. What are some of the other ways you think you could put such toilet paper to good use?