Everything seems to be instant these days, and acquiring an accent also takes on the same form – or does it? According to the $4.99 Instant Irish Accent Mouth Spray, it supposedly changes the way you speak radically, working right there and then. All it takes is a quick spritz to activate invisible language receptors in the mouth, and you’re good to go. OK, so we’re kidding – nothing of the sort actually exists in real life (its capability anyways), so this means it will not work as advertised. Enjoy the spearmint flavor, though.