Here’s a question for you – what’s better than a boyfriend? Why, a soap, of course! That’s what we’re inclined to believe when you have silly stuff like the Better Than a Boyfriend Soap available for purchase, and it definitely is cheaper to maintain at $8.99 a pop. This extra fancy, gentle yet firm Bar of magic will most probably prove to be a more reliable substitute than waiting by the phone for a call, as “he” will caress your heart, body and soul with a real man – which is a bar of Soap, of course. Smells much better than any guy without a cologne, eh?