I haven’t met a guy who absolutely hates his car so much, that the moment he drives it out of the showroom, he starts to trash it like nobody’s business, getting involved in fender benders and the like. Surely you love what is most probably the second largest purchase in your life (after your home, of course), and over the years, it is bound to get involved in skirmishes with other road users, hence resulting in scratches and the like. What are you to do then, if you cannot afford a new paint job? Why, this is where the hilarious Auto Aid Bandage Magnet comes in, of course! Measuring 17 inches long x 5 inches wide, it will cost you $6.99.