With Valentine’s Day coming up, some of you might be contemplating on dumping your current beau whom you think must have escaped from an asylum somewhere, while you kick yourself and wonder how you’d end up with a nutter without realizing it. To make the parting sweeter and soften the blow (in case you are murdered down the road due to revenge), why not purchase the £17.99 You Drive Me Crazy Keychain? Cast in pewter and packaged in a charming gift box, this is a high quality keyring which will feature the words ‘You Drive Me Crazy’ engraved on one side, while an erratic line is on the other. No guarantees that your safety is assured though. Of course, there is always the risk that the recipient might take it the other way and love you all the more for it – good luck then!