Oven-Baked Tarantula

by edwin - on January 13th, 2011

baked-tarantulaPeter Parker will probably avoid ThinkGeek’s Oven-Baked Tarantula like the plague, after all, how could he have the stomach to chew and swallow his namesake? Well, for those who have the intestinal fortitude and want to give it a go, this is a delicacy from the communist regime of Cambodia, where they are oven baked and come in a ready-to-eat package – as long as you remove those deadly fangs in the first place. We predict that many frat parties will have this $24.99 container of snacks nearby just to test the manhood of different people, making it a great way to conquer arachnophobia as well. Urgh, I’m gonna throw up my lunch.

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