Ever got so mad with your spouse that you wish you had something to clobber his head with in order to get your point across? That can be done in a safe way while letting you feel as though you were some sort of wayward Jedi, thanks to the Mashoonga! Foam Saber. This is perfect for practicing whatever’s left of your lightsaber skills, not to mention being the ideal tool to dispense office justice in a duel. For $12.99, you get a carrying bag and sticker. Since it is foam padded, you can be sure that no one will be hurt when struck with this…although you will need to provide the cheesy sound effects yourself.