Ear Guards

by edwin - on January 30th, 2011

ear-guardWant to keep your ears safe from all sorts of creepy crawlies? Get this pair of Ear Guards, where you can slip them over your ears – as expected. Make sure you do so before you sleep, since you won’t be awake to make sure nasty insects and their ilk go down your ear canals by then as it is too late. It makes perfect sense that ears are meant for hearing and not housing – housing insects, of course. Perfect for outdoor adventures as well as in hotels, the Ear Guards retail for $2.99 a pop.

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  1. mugabo says:

    I tried wearing these to sleep last night, but the crinkly noise of the plastic kept me awake.

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