Dirty Valentine Hearts

by edwin - on January 10th, 2011

dirty-heartsThis is no way to treat a lady and win her heart – not when you get her the $4.29 Dirty Valentine Hearts as a present for your first date. After all, even if you’re a true romantic at heart with a sense of humor, we don’t think she will appreciate the various phrases that sport adult-themed phrases such as “Eat Me”, “Cute Butt”, “Let’s Screw”, “Nice tits” and “Be My Love Slave” amongst numerous others. Each pack will come with 44 grams of candy, and we’re sure she will most probably toss it into the bin before the first and final date is even over.

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