Hmmm, you know that the world has gone upside down when there is even a plush toy for something as crazy as My First Bacon. That’s what ThinkGeek has done though, offering the My First Bacon plush toy which might very well let your little one start off on a journey of indulgence in this particular kind of meat. Never in the history of mankind had a cured piece of sentient meat ever been so huggable, save perhaps for Lady Gaga’s crazy bacon outfit which she recently wore. When you give the My First Bacon a squeeze, he says “I’m Bacon!” Powered by three AA batteries, this is something that might make for a cute stocking stuffer this Christmas.

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