How gross can one get, you ask? Well, the answer could very well lie in this $10.95 Farts in a can. No idea on how many farts can be stored in the can, but this one is full of ‘natural gas’ inspired sounds! Good thing it doesn’t emulate the smell, as that would surely be a huge turn off. Taking off the lid will play back a variation of windbreakers which are more or less guaranteed to carve a smile on your face.