These are the kind of robots that always have a welcoming smile as they take over the world. Now these corrupt robots are trying to take away our normal measuring tape. Sure, they’ll probably make kids excited instead of annoyed if you ever need to take their measurements, but those robots can’t be trusted. Anyone with that smile frozen on their face should be kept at arms length, just in case. You can purchase one for $6.95 in blue, green or red. All of them can be picked up through the Neatoshop.