Polly The Insulting Parrot

by edwin - on September 23rd, 2010

polly-parrotMost of us who grew up on a steady diet of pirate stories would know that Polly the Parrot is more often than not a sidekick of a pirate captain, and will most probably be irritating and a potty mouth. Well, Polly The Insulting Parrot lives up to its name, featuring a filthy mouth that swears like a drunken sailor. Among the more ear-cringing phrases would include :-

  • Hey Baby! Show us your T*Ts.
  • Polly want a F#ckin cracker.
  • Nobody loves you, everybody hates you.
  • Dickhead alert! Dickhead alert!

Powered not by crackers but a quartet of AA batteries instead, Polly will be a fine addition to a bachelor party for $13.95.

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