Keychains are more or less essential tools for most of us, so why not make it a practical one as well? The BS Bullshit Button Key Chain will certainly inject some much needed laughter into a stoic life, where it will issue 7 different random bullshit alerts at the press of each button – helping you cut off someone rudely (and intentionally) whom you think has more BS than your keychain. Among the phrases uttered would be as follows :-

• Bullshit Alert – Bullshit Alert!
• Everybody Put On Your Helmet Bullshit Is Being Flung!
• What A Crock Of Bullshit!
• If Bullshit Were Money You’d Be A Millionaire!
• Step Right Up And Get Your Bullshit Here!
• Now That Was Grade A Bullshit!
• If It Gets Any Deeper In Here, I’ll Need A Latter To Climb Out!

Powered by a trio fo button cell batteries, the Bullshit Button Key Chain is dirt cheap at $4.95.